A case of the mystical sniffles

[james_crocker]

When James awoke that morning, it was to a...rather painful sensation in...well, everything to be honest. The poor thing was scarcely able to move from discomfort. his limbs ached his head hurt and felt stuffed up, his chest felt fairly uncomfortable when he breathed, he felt far more hot than he was comfortable with, and to top it all off, he felt incredibly nauseous. He tried to use his magic to make the pain go away, but it seemed he was unable to harness it at the moment. at least until he sneezed, at which point his night stand transformed into an oversized echidna. "Well, this is just great...JEEVES!" James called for his prized creation. he had recently purchased a pose able mannequin, thinking he could use something a bit more humanoid in his furniture collection. the mannequin in question was now heading into the room. "Jeeves, I require medical assistance. please go out and fetch someone for me?" James would be happy to simply have Jeeves take care of him, but sadly, like the rest of the furniture, he was not terribly bright. James would be lucky if Jeeves could even manage to snag someone he knew instead of accosting some stranger on the street, but desperate times call for desperate measures. This is what James thought to himself as he sent the mannequin on his way.